Can I please please have a plain white theme, with the option of having three columns, yes three, with a sidebar on the right and a sidebar on the left and text in the middle? And then don’t add any weird things like you can only have three columns of you have a static front page, or like my current theme, your left sidebar doesn’t move at all, or the columns are so small nothing fits, or the header space is so small my title goes onto three lines – or there is a line straight through the header area.

Just a plain white theme with two functional columns – one on the left and one on the right.

Here is a great example

Pretty please?